@TheThomason: Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
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@BitchyJasmine: My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)
@KeetPotato: ghosts in movies are stupid if i was a ghost id be in the bahamas but they're just like "lets stay here and move pots and pans"
@yobrah_: So if you want to be sure your internet history is deleted, just whisper 'please delete my internet history' into any hole on the computer
@riklomas: ❎ Client not paid? ✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away