@TheThomason: Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
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@Eden_Eats: The worst thing about millennial parents is that they name their pets human names and their kids pet names. They be like: "Luna, don't take Josh's cone off, he just got spayed!".
@EJGomez: [introducing you to my family] "this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"