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@junejuly12: [Death row]

Him: Last meal request please.
Me: Wendy's cheeseburger, fries and Coke.
Him: That stuff kills you know.
Me: Fine. Diet Coke.

[Death row]

Him: Last meal request please.
Me: Wendy’s cheeseburger, fries and Coke.
Him: That stuff kills you know.
Me: Fine. Diet Coke.

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