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@TheToddWilliams: [deathbed]
ME: Dear?
WIFE: I'm here...don't worry, all your affairs are in order
ME: You found out about my affairs?
WIFE: What?
ME: What?

[deathbed]
ME: Dear?
WIFE: I’m here…don’t worry, all your affairs are in order
ME: You found out about my affairs?
WIFE: What?
ME: What?

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