@TheAlexNevil: Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.
@illuminatedwndr: cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome..
@ladybroseph: *A burlap bag is pulled off your head, a bright spotlight is causing you to blink* WHERE DOES THE ARCHIVED MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL GO.