@TheAlexNevil: Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
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@LADaddy: I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad.
@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.