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@ozzyunc: Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
@HiddenPinky: ENTER PASSWORD
PASSWORD TOO WEAK. TRY AGAIN.
@weinerdog4life: Golf Tip: Be sure and yell "FORE" before throwing your golf club at a jogger.
@reesespiece_: Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is "married."nLike that's gonna stop me!
@patnspankme: Her: Where ya been?
Me: At the cemetery.
Her: Someone dead?
Me: Yeah. All of them.
@LoriLuvsShoes: So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, "that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"