@ozzyunc: Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
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@graceful_asfuck: My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever
@stevevsninjas: everybody's a toughguy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes
@SirEviscerate: OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy! OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail
@ceejoyner: No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater.