@ozzyunc: Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: [ phone call ] Wife: You want the white 7" or the black 9". Me: The black 9". ..and if she wasn't tablet shopping this would be awkward.
@JoeP187: So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?
@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.