@TheMichaelRock: December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.
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@david8hughes: [job int] "& what are your strengths." Me: lions "Lions?" Me: I'll take [lion walks by the office] I- [quietly] I'll take on any lion
@YasmeenMS: When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'
@reczit: Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn