@TheMichaelRock: December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.
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@JesseWeller: You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit.
@LMaretta: 6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job.
@IGotsSmarts: My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.