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@NoogsCorner: *decides to go on a diet*
*eats a horse*
@missekay: *watches soccer*
*has to pee*
*gets up to pee*
@mrsjohngoodman: One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook.
ME: Haha...this one's face!
M [bangs on glass]
W: Stop it
M [pulls funny face]
W [elbows me aside] So sorry, 2 tickets pls
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
@AGreaterMonster: Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks.