@PinkCamoTO: Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos.

@LoveNLunchmeat: It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care.

@amandajpanda: I can't RSVP until I know the wifi situation at your event.

@unbub_: a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be "water we gonna do??" we will need the laughs

@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.