@bornmiserable: Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house.
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@LambyMcSheeps: if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions
@iDontWannaBeYhu: Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.
@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
@aneesa_p: <--- 30 year old female who STILL snickers when the elevator door opens & the electronic voice says "going down". Never gets old.