@whtedaisy: Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit.
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@TheAlexNevil: My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot.
@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)
@SteveSuckington: Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
@PaperWash: Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]