@SCbchbum: Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
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@Midgetspar: My teenage daughter is TRYING to say, "I miss you dad, please take me fishing." But it keeps coming out like, "Hey, can I have $20 dollars."
@AmishPornStar1: "Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations." -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.