@JermHimselfish: Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.
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@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza." That's not what I - "Please stop. Let me do this."
@SpenceDen: It's bullshit that you can accidentally make a baby, but not something awesome like a soufflé.
@WilliamRodgers: The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore...
@UncleDuke1969: She said we needed to talk and... I said, "Yeah, I think we should break up, too." She said, "About where to eat." "Oh," I said, "Pizza?"