@joeveix: Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie.
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@Vanilla_cupcak: My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat
@PlopWaffle: Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though.
@kyle_thatisall: If your girl says "Hey guess what!" you better already have your super excited blown away face picked out for whatever nonsense comes next.