@joeveix: Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie.
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@TheGladStork: Sorry I panicked and told your kids that Santa is able to visit every house in one night because he does meth.
@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
@alizmay: Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.