@omgthatspunny: Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway.
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@bea_ker: Hey man, settle an argument for me? "Sure" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there
@toastymoe: Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
@bourgeoisalien: When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop.