@daemonic3: Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato
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@ericsshadow: My 9 year old ran away for an hour and by the time he came back my wife had already turned his bedroom into a yoga studio.
@pleatedjeans: Wife: did you know there's an "I hate Jeff" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president
@actualhuman01: her: i hate when people overanalyze everything in movies me: [slowly concealing my notebook filled with inconsistencies and plot holes in the toy story saga] lol yeah me too
@rockyandthesun: boy calls me cute: thanks i guess boy calls me funny: *voice muffled as I pull my shirt over my head* so I'm thinking a destination wedding