@daemonic3: Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato.
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@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.
@OneFunnyMummy: My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit
@Reverend_Scott: [sees friend at the store] "Hi" Hey "Where's your better half?" The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question.