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@DaddyJew: Dentist: have you been flossing?

[ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ]

Me: yes

Dentist: have you been flossing? 

[ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ]

Me: yes

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