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@QwertyJones3: Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling.
"Wait! What if I have to poop?"
D: Then you should go now.
*awkward pause*
"Thanks I feel better."

Dentist: Ok, I’m going to start drilling.
“Wait! What if I have to poop?”
D: Then you should go now.
*awkward pause*
“Thanks I feel better.”

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