@SortaBad: Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit
Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom
@0hJuliette: I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on
@CrankyPappy: I'm constantly amazed that only 26 letters in the alphabet can produce so much bullshit.
@JukeJointJesse: My bucket list.
1. Buy bucket.
@just1fool: If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds.