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@OtherDanOBrien: Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep!
*I start flossing his teeth*
D: Um...
Me: These are mine now

Dentist: You don’t have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep!
*I start flossing his teeth*
D: Um…
Me: These are mine now

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