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@TheRobCee: Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer.
@dreamthievin: Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot
@OctopusCaveman: This Halloween I’ve decided to be the house with the king size candy bars but I’m turning my porch light off because I’m not sharing.
@alispagnola: There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones.