@michael_raphone: [describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama
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@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
@U_Want_Shum_M8: I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together
@Marlebean: "Say TGIF ONE more time" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, "Go ahead, say it again."