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@MarfSalvador: [Desert island]
Me: JANE!
Jane: What?
M: It's a boat!
J: HEEEEEEEEELP!

Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats

[Desert island]
Me: JANE!
Jane: What?
M: It’s a boat!
J: HEEEEEEEEELP!

Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats

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