@RocketRankoon: Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak
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@bestlizard: A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win.
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.
@leshnevsky: Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player. What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.