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@carlyken: Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you-
Dog cop: I'll mark our territory
[dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]

Detective: ok forensics is finished. I’ll start here and you-
Dog cop: I’ll mark our territory
[dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]

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