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@thenatewolf: Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement?

Me: I don't have a basement

*sound of foghorn from basement*

Detective: someone’s been stealing boats, can we look in your basement?

Me: I don’t have a basement

*sound of foghorn from basement*

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