@UnFitz: The Exorcist was probably the worst workout video ever.

@1Happytwit: Shouting "shotgun" will get you the good seat but not when you're boarding a plane.

@KeetPotato: [scrabble] god: 43 points angel: squid? wtf is squid? god: it's an animal angel: you can't just make up animals god: [jim-faces into camera]

@stephenjmolloy: Scientists say that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist but the makers of The Flintstones clearly dispute this so I'm not sure.

@radtoria: picture a potato but sexy lol i just tricked u into thinking of me naked