@badsandwich: Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce
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@robfee: While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?
@KalvinMacleod: ME: you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat CAT: that's awful why would they say that? ME: really? CAT: *dies*
@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
@BiIIMurray: I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.