@badsandwich: Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce
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@Jamie1947: Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?
@msdanifernandez: My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road.