Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that’s not a good tweet but I’m getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics.

@GrantTanaka: 1: ‘Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse

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@johnroderick: Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?

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@ibid78: [internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on

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@gman_kam: If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit.

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@KevinFarzad: Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.

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