@bjaynash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.
@TEXASVETERAN: Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka.