@bjaynash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
@CornOnTheGoblin: me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on