@bjaynash: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
@AnOrangeSNES: Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe.
@Reverend_Scott: [car wreck] [hand reaches out] "Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback." [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]