@kumailn: Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?
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@klickitatstreet: I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce.
@ApocalypseHow: Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece.
@novicefather: her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows