@kumailn: Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?
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@TheDairylandDon: Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much...
@Cheeseboy22: Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles
@AimeeHelene1: It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*