@kumailn: Did somebody unplug Brazil's controller?
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@HatfieldAnne: Googles “what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough” [5 minutes later] “twice”
@CornOnTheGoblin: "someone broke into your room... and peed on you while you were asleep" me: that's right, officer