@SunshineJarboly: Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?
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@LostFelicia: If your kids are big enough to get on a ride without help, I will fight them for the last carousel horse.
@GreyPath1: I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind.
@milehighocd: Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me.
@NurseMurderer: If a party with all dudes is called a "sausage fest", I request that we start calling all girl parties "taco time".