@SunshineJarboly: Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?
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@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@killazilla: HR- do you know why we called you down here today? Me- your broomstick is broke and you need a ride? HR... Me- a house landed on your sister
@sirmunchie: My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.