@DrawingShadows: Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
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@GulfCoastJake: Tip: When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?" do NOT respond with "I know, right?!"
@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan
@stonedcoldlazy: Obama just said that no one is listening to our phones..I wonder if he realizes that the LAST thing we do with our phones is make a call!