@YesNoSuper: "Did you ever try my hot salty water?" - Inventor of soup
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@robfee: Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@SaraMansford: Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon.
@Steelers1972: My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer.