@YesNoSuper: "Did you ever try my hot salty water?" - Inventor of soup
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@murrman5: wife: it looks too tight me: it's fine, let's just go [ten minutes later paramedics have to cut my turtleneck off after I pass out]
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
@Dawn_M_: Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes.