@msdanifernandez: Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one.
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@skullpuppy11: My cat said "meow", so I answered with a "meow", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to.
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.
@Cheeseboy22: I just checked Web MD and a heart that grows two sizes is called a cardiomegaly and the grinch is pretty fortunate to be alive.
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.