@zachreinert03: Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich
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@ValeeGrrl: Oh, you're about to earn your 3rd master's degree? I'm still working on spelling "bananas" without singing "Hollaback Girl" in my head.
@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
@girlontapas: Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them.
@animaldrumss: Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive.