@zachreinert03: Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich
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@GingerHotDish: Cortana, where is the closest Taco Bell? There's a Weight Watchers meeting 1 mile away from you. *Note to self: Never call Siri Cortana*
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.