@KevinFarzad: Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?
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@Angrea: Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.
@RobElliottComic: So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell "Hot potato" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them
@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to
@dance_blessed: Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but "German engineering" is also why I don't have so many cousins today.