@KevinFarzad: Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?
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@OctopusCavemann: My grandpa was always full of wise sayings. I’ll never forget the last thing he said. “Don’t unplug that you dummy.”
@Elizasoul80: Winnie the Pooh is an addict who doesn't wear pants and lives in the woods. If he were a person, he'd be the first suspect in every crime.