@KevinFarzad: Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?
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@Beatonm5: someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??
@runninforwine: Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out.