@Shanehasabeard: Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?
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@OBiiieeee: *my wife catches me in bed looking at an optical illusions book* HONEY, NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
@suntzufuntzu: [Antiques Roadshow] When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.