@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes?
This is God thanking them for bacon.
@philmann: PILOT: if you look out the window you'll see we're cruising at 35,000 feet
[i look out the window]
[THE SKY IS FULL OF FEET JESUS CHRIST]
@Sickayduh: "Hey Fred"
"The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"
Yeah but ABBA do!
@EliseRose5: Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery
@senderblock23: (commercial for drugs)
Man: Nothing is working out in my life
VO: Have you tried drugs?
Man: (startled) Who said that
@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.