@_mindflakes: Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!
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@Jmboyd58: *wife runs back into our house which is on fire* What are you doing!? W: I just want to straighten up a little before the firemen get here
@MarfSalvador: Boy: *Kissing girl on couch* You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Hehe sure baby Boy: Sweet! Grab the other end, I can't carry it by myself