@_mindflakes: Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!
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@noduffers: I just called one ex a calculator and another a potential murder victim so if you're looking for metaphors, I'm probably the grapefruit.
@shashaintl: 10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room.
@MarcusTheToken: Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?
@DanMentos: waiter: is something wrong me: what asshole serves quinoa with a burger waiter: sir, don't hate the plater… me: oh no waiter: hate the grain