@TheWoodenslurpy: Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?
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@KalvinMacleod: [school] TEACHER: how was your summer? STUDENT: great, I grew a foot TEACHER: that’s cool, can I see it?
@androszr: If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?
@DanMentos: [nabisco hq] "Wheat Thins sales are down we need ideas" *raises hand* "anyone else?" … … "ok Dan, but I swear to god if u say-" Wheat Thicks
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.