@JohnHilsen: Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins.
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@QueefTornado: "I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
@curlymalloy: Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.