@TheBoydP: Did you know that McDonald's once sold a burger named after the Hamburglar? It was discontinued however because the meat was too robbery.
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@slyoung5: Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him.
@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.
@GrantTanaka: Snakes are more scared of us than we are of them [watches snake drive off in my car with my wallet & phone] I mean, not that one, but most