@Thunder_Fart: Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?
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@Parkerlawyer: In 5th grade the boy I had a crush on called me on the phone and told me he loved me...then screamed April Foooools and hung up. It took me 34 years but jokes on you, Chris. I don’t even like you that much anymore.
@RockabillyJay: If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer.