@Thunder_Fart: Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?
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@1Happytwit: I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
@TheReal_AndyMac: Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people.