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@ShitJokes: Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks = girl ant.
If it floats = buoyant.

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? 

If it sinks = girl ant. 
If it floats = buoyant.

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