@Gentlemenhood: Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
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@bridger_w: If I had a dog I'd say "I have a bone to pick with you!" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh
@mrjohndarby: [arriving in hell] devil: all the pringles you can eat, but only with a knife and fork *evil laugh* me: *starts eating* devil: wait, how?