@weinerdog4life: Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters
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@3sunzzz: Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security.
@KentWGraham: A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won’t feel a thing."
@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
@ibid78: Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO