@mkat816: Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?
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@notenoughwine: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you
@jonnysun: maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america
@whalesmells: When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps.
@zachreinert03: I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids