@Lindzeta: Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the "mystery flavor" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?
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@nice_mustard: yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up
@AmishPornStar1: You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed.
@weinerdog4life: When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.