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@Up2Long: Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats.
Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times.

Ok Karma ... I'm on to you.

I don't want a million dollars

Didn’t want cats … had 2 cats.
Didn’t want marriage … got married 2 times.

Ok Karma … I’m on to you.

I don’t want a million dollars

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